What I owe the Oracle:
} You owe the oracle a piece of bread which has written on it an explanation
} for all of the mysteries of the universe, in gibberish.
} You owe the Oracle some Odor-Eaters, after you get out
} of the ICU of course.
} You owe the Oracle a method for double-clicking so I can turn this
} 7-10 split into a spare.
} You owe the oracle a sweet-smelling, comfy pillow to rest my head on
} You owe the Oracle one (1) kernel of mutant wheat.
} You owe the oracle one cheesy sci-fi movie.
} You owe the Oracle a more polite interviewer.
} You owe the oracle a chicken made of everything else.
} You owe the Oracle the name of anyone who has actually found a bunch of
} wild alligators roaming around in his temple... and lived to tell the
} tale.
} You owe the Oracle a electronic side o' fries.
} You owe the Oracle a laugh if you ever acquire a sense of humor.
} You owe the Oracle a Chicken McNugget Happy Meal
} with an Eggbert Teeny Beanie Baby.
} You will have had going to be owing the Oracle a reservation for two
} at Maximillians.
} You owe the Oracle a huge chocolate bar.
} You owe the Oracle the source of Armand Hammer's wealth.
} You owe the Oracle a copy of "Uncle Tom's Cabin" written entirely in
} Katakana.
} You owe the oracle a complete guide to stupidity so that he might understand
} you better.
} You owe the Oracle more time for playing q3f.
} You owe the Oracle a Universal Remote.
} You owe the Oracle a curved piece of metal.
} You owe the Oracle nothing, the Oracle is pleased to
} translate this message for the nice Snaillords, by the
} way here in the subbasement Oracle temple we have never
} ever hurt a single snail. Hail Slittttttttthra!
} You owe the Oracle two snorkels and a can of tuna.
} You owe the Oracle two of whatever you're having.
} You owe the Oracle a postcard from Patton.
} You owe the Oracle a coffee bush.
} You owe the Oracle two aspirin and some mourning.
} You owe the Oracle a dump truck of fries and a vanilla shake
} the size of Detroit.
} You owe the Oracle an Atlas and a large globe.
} You owe the oracle a loo brush.
} You owe the Oracle some soup.
} You owe the Oracle a bucket of KFC Original Recipe.
} You owe the Oracle something that is pointlessly opaque.
} You owe the oracle a can of /Paradox-B-Gone(R): The Best Way to Avoid Alternate Universes/.
} You owe the Oracle a glass box, a rope ladder, some raspberries, and a LOT
} of soy sauce. I've got another weapon idea. . .
} You owe the Oracle 74 dollars and 16 cents.
} You owe the Oracle some Mop & Glo.
} You owe the oracle an apology and psychiatric treatment.
} You owe the Oracle a Gas X Pill.
} You owe the Oracle a fictional etymology of 'spam', tracing it back to
} a usage by the Venerable Bede in his 731AD history of England.
} You owe the Oracle a sandwich.
} You owe the Oracle a cwarp round-trip ticket to the 2003 Final Four, a
} cwarping penguin, and a cwarp.
} You owe the Oracle the promise to install PINE on every computer you come
} across for the rest of your natural life.
} You owe the slightly overweight Oracle some genuine fake dessert.
} You owe the Oracle a ticket on an airline where the stews are
} not also the mechanics and luggage thumpers.
} You owe the Oracle a copy of Sybil.
} Semper fidelis, nunquam dormio. You owe the Oracle a Maroon.
} "I would <<>> you now, arrogant mortal, if I could do so without
} awaking that monstrosity. Leave now, and thank your lucky stars that I
} spare your life. Oh, and you owe the Oracle a box of sleeping pills."
} You owe the Oracle a more orignal phantom writer.
} You owe the Oracle nothing more than you've already given.
} You owe the Oracle a dozen red roses.
} You owe the Oracle a hall of mirrors.
} You owe the Oracle an attachment.
} Home Depot is one of the largest single retailers of old growth rainforest
} wood and wood products on Earth. You owe the Oracle a change.
} You owe the Oracle nothing more than the satisfaction of watching
} your trial on cable.
} You owe the Oracle a goose that lays golden eggs.
} You owe the Oracle a new rule to keep Lisa from playing Fluxx all night
} long.
} You owe the Oracle a case of canned whipped cream.
} You the Oracle some bleu cheese.
} You owe me big! I no longer have a job; the computer screens...no...how
} could you possibly ever do this? The underwear...WHY?
} You owe the Oracle a Banana Jr. 6000.
} You owe me a cheeseburger, a side order of fries, and a frosty... WHAT
} THE HECK IS THIS? BURGER KING? I MEANT WENDY'S YOU IDIOT!
} Good wind, sailor. You owe the Oracle 2GB fresh unconsumed parity
bits, because the computation to find the right guidance for you has
stressed it too much.
} You owe the oracle some new magazines. And a way to keep Lisa from finding
} them.
} You owe the oracle an essay on why to switch from SI to SO (System
Oracle).
} You owe the Oracle a copy of Office Space on DVD.
} You owe the Oracle...oh, never mind. You've got your hands full as it
} is.
} You owe The Oracle a President who practices what he preaches.
} You owe the Oracle £3,125 in a cigar box.
} You owe the Oracle some right bare arms.
} You owe the Oracle a box of Uncle Benn's Rice.
} You owe the Oracle a purple people eater.
} You must tithe next years candy. Due to overspending tithing has been
raised
} to 11% effective oct. 31 2003
} You owe the Oracle a grammatically correct grovel.
} You owe the Oracle a thermostat calibrated in Rankines.
} You owe the Oracle a privileged attack.
} You owe the Oracle the carcass of that woodchuck you tried to sneak
in.
} You owe the Oracle three and a half madagascar cockroaches.
} You owe the Oracle a reason not to fight.
} You owe the Oracle less nasal debris.
} You owe the Oracle less orientation supplicant.
} You owe the Oracle fewer stars and a nudge, nudge, wink, wink, you know who
} I mean list of acronyms.
} You owe the Oracle some of those expletives.
} You owe the Oracle a sushi burrito.
} You owe the Oracle a synopsis and coherent explanation of the last seven
} years' posts on the alt.consiracy newsgroup.
} The Oracle demands the head of a monastery and a recording by the *other*
} Elvis.
} You owe the oracle all your unused disk space.
} You owe the Oracle a bag of Oreo cookies and a better
} script.
} You El Caro some Saul's yips.
} You owe the Oracle a graphing calculator for base 42.
} You owe the Oracle four and twenty black birds baked into a pie. Oh, and
} make sure they're the big ones. I'm tired of eating crow when it isn't
} juicy enough.
} You owe the Oracle a whistle than only wolf prey can hear.
} Lbh bjr gur Benpyr n cebzvfr gung lbh jvyy arire pyvpx ba gung ohggba.
} RIRE. Sbe gur jubyr jbeyq'f fnxr.
} You owe the Oracle a letter from Santa.
} You owe the Oracle a well humored Censor.
} You owe the Oracle, who just tried his own advice, some new friends.
} You owe the Oracle a boro tree.
} You owe the Oracle a twenty-dollar gold piece.
} You owe the Oracle a question about the Canadian alphabet,
} including mention of the curious lack of the letter V.
} You do not owe the Oracle an ESP cable. There are quite a few things I'm
} better off not knowing.
} Yew owe dhe orucle some codh meducin
} You owe the Oracle a book that weighs a ton, more geese than he can
} count, and a monitor bigger than his temple.
} YOu owe the Oracle a real dog.
} rebelrefusetouseanypunctuationatallincludingspacesandcapitalizedlettersy
} ouowetheoracleadecoderring
} You owe the Oracle "Kitten on the Keys"
} You owe the Oracle a better understanding of the environment you're
} working in.
} You own the Oracle a calculator that does more than add and multiply.
} You owe the Oracle a pair of gloves with an L and an R on them
} You owe the Oracle a bottle of single malt, a bag of popcorn and a
} wide-screen TV.
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You owe the Oracle two pounds of robots for an orange
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